Remember our surreptitious rendezvous when you were my sister’s best friend? I liked you immensely then though some misguided scruples kept us apart. Fifteen years later now I have no such qualms The health club no longer exists and I am convinced that round is a shape. Though I have serious competition from nubile things, I keep you deep in the freezer of my heart and home When my ever-suspicious husband goes to work and the kids have been packed off to school, loneliness strikes and I crave your molten touch. I seek you out and though my waist is no longer shapely Nothing holds me back from sampling your ample delights When passion has been sated, I vow to be good again till the next time… And then the prompt turns up There you are in your silken, brown glory covering a naked lady and I succumb to temptation again….